I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
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We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
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I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
you made out with another girl for some wings
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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