so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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