so that wasnt chicken after all
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
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She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
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It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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