i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
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i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
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You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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