so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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