This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Found your dick twin last night
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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