i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
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I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
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Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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