Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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