I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
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When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
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Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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