I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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