Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
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Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
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Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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