Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
