Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
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You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
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do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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