question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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