She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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