i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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