is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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