I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
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I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
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I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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