he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
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The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
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Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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