Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
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My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
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Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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