My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Randomize
