I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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