I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
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