I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
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I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
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See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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