Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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