I think my vagina is haunted
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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