I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
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did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
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I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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