return my video game
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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