For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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