i always forget guys have bellybuttons
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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