i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
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He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
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He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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