What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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