I cockslap morals
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
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his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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