Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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