My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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