my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
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they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
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It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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