I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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