i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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