We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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