Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
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How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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