I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
This is classic penis vs brain.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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