Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
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jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
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They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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