i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
