so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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