Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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