I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Shame is for Republicans.
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