Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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