hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
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When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
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iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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