clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
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I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
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Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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