What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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