he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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