Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
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nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
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GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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