In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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