Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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