We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
