Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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