return my video game
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
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My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
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So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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