no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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