wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
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On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
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Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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