i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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