i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
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If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
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I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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